ziona_mordalas ([info]ziona_mordalas) wrote,
@ 2005-10-03 10:50:00
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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French ! tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexicans

That, my friends, is Globalization.



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[info]annuschka
2005-10-03 04:51 pm UTC (link)
ohmygod..don't mention that word.. I had enough globalization for today at school :S

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[info]ziona_mordalas
2005-10-03 09:03 pm UTC (link)
You'll see a lot more of it.. Believe me... ;)

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[info]annuschka
2005-10-08 04:23 pm UTC (link)
yeah....i've chosen a vewwy nice study :S

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[info]neszessary
2005-10-04 10:03 pm UTC (link)
OMFG, degene die dit verzonnen heeft.. had te veel tijd of houdt van het begrip.. 0.o

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[info]ziona_mordalas
2005-10-05 10:33 am UTC (link)
Misschien een combinatie van teveel tijd en een hekel aan het onderwerp?

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